As you know by now, this is a play about conjoined twins that share a dick. (Think Side Show, but funny, and no songs.)
Our brilliant actors Alex Anfanger and Kevin T. Collins rehearse ace-bandaged together, which makes our rehearsals look like an episode of M*A*S*H.
Because he's method, and went to Tisch n' shit, Kevin T. Collins also connects himself to Anfanger's belt buckle with a Carabiner. Tonight, the fucking thing broke. This is when Kevin realized that his climbing and safety hardware was not to be used for load bearing. Not a euphemism.
Anfanger plays a Nelly Queen, as you can see from this picture.
Shaifer usually does something to piss Anfanger off at least once a rehearsal.